Proverbial

uważaj pierwsze owoce zawsze bugów
(loosely translated: ‘be careful first fruit always has bugs”)
-- Sophia Urzykowski

I don’t know if my great-grandmother was a baseball fan, but the quote above was one of her favorite proverbs still used by her granddaughter, (my Baseball Mom), that applies to the first week of this Rangers baseball season.

For those who were planning on buying playoff tickets after the first three games, hold on to your wallets – and for those who are already writing this team off as “new season – same old Rangers” after the Detroit series – I advise that you put your pessimism back in the drawer too. We all know baseball is a game of stats, so let me point this out to both sides of the argument: six games is about 3.75% of the entire season. Let’s wait and see what happens. Although I’ll admit I’m concerned about the bullpen – especially the middle relief which did force me to put Maalox on my shopping list this week.

Random Thoughts: I think Jim Reeves nailed it with his column on Matt Harrison this morning … Is Andruw Jones still with the team?...If you really want to place blame for the poor road trip it would be the equipment manager who said no Red Uniforms on the road – the lesson here is don’t tempt the Baseball gods… I really don’t like this year’s crop of Rangers commercials. It seems like they are trying to recapture the aura of the “Molly” commercials of the 1990’s – but in this case imitation is not flattery, it’s just plain flat. I loved last year’s commercials, if you can’t do humor well (and the Rangers haven’t in the past few years) then go with the kind of theme they used last season. If they really want comedy in their commericals, then find out who produces the Mariner’s commercials – they are truly funny…Have to give props to my pal Scott Lucas for his 4/11 Minor League Report – all Todd Rundgren references are greatly appreciated especially when they are used in reference to the “Lizard” … I never voted for the man – but I have to give the former owner/president compliments for his broadcast visits during the opening day game – the comment about Elvis Andrus's command of English (“his is better than mine”) was priceless.

Finally –They are back! Game reports and pictures staring this week: the home opener at Frisco and the Hooch Entourage trip for Red Out Saturday vs The Royals at the Ballpark.


“Nie ma tego złego co by na dobre nie wyszlo”
(sometimes bad things turn out to be good for you) -- Marla Hooch

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That Game We Love

I was watching one of my favorite “guilty pleasure” movies: 1996’s “That Thing You Do” when this particular scene struck me as the perfect metaphor for the 2009 Rangers team.

The Wonders are on are tour for Playtone Records in spite of a disastrous audition – their manager Mr. White (Tom Hanks) offers some straightforward advice before their first state fair performance, prompting this response from guitarist Lenny Haise (Steve Zahn).

Mr. White: “It’s very important you don’t stink today.”

Lenny: “I make no guarantees.”

Yes, I am overjoyed that ownership has finally discovered that buying instant success in baseball is no more stable than a credit default swap. However, Rangers fans don’t need to be reminded that it has been ten years since there was meaningful baseball in Arlington (sorry 2004 doesn’t count for much in my book).

GM Jon Daniels is walking a fine line between continuing to implement a plan for building from within and keeping the local fans interested enough to keep supporting the team. Fortunately, he can point to the success of the Tampa Bay Rays as a model for his “plan” , unfortunately there’s that silver monstrosity looming over the southwest side of the Ballpark parking lots as a reminder of how far behind the Rangers are in currying favor with fans through championships.

I support “the plan” and I hope the most loyal Rangers fan do too. But whether we like it or not, the Rangers have to show some kind of step forward this season to keep everyone else interested (and shut up Randy Galloway). As always it all depends on the pitching and as Lenny said “I make no guarantees”.

Let’s give the Rangers credit for trying to help out the fans in these tough economic times: I love the fact that local wags will drone on and on about everything they think is wrong with the Rangers, but not one single writer or talk show host pointed out the fact that the Rangers “fan value” has them placed as the fifth cheapest out of 30 major league teams. This article in Startlegram business section is where you’d find that information, as well as all of the price breaks the Rangers are offering. I know I’m going to have to be more conservative with what I spend on major league tickets this season – and I’m really liking that Friday night discount on tickets and parking.

Looking forward to: the return of Red uniforms. Don’t kid yourself, baseball is a sport full superstitions, and the fact that three division championships were won wearing red is not lost on the baseball gods. The red uniforms of the ‘90s were a little less bold than the red tops Texas will wear this year. I seem to remember similar red uniform tops from the Rangers during the Buddy Bell era of the 1980’s that someone (maybe Doug Rader) said made them look like blood clots running around the bases.

Remaining wary of: Andruw Jones and Nelson Cruz. I’m not sold on either, might be persuaded to change my mind on Nelson…but not yet.

Have high hopes for: Jason Jennings – maybe building up his innings in the bullpen will help build his stamina, refine his pitches and turn him back into an effective starting pitcher.

Let’s turn it down a notch: I am an enthusiastic supporter of the minor leagues. I see more minor league games than major league games. The Rangers have some good solid pitching prospects on the horizon – the key phrase is on the horizon. The Achilles Heel of Jon Daniels plan is that the pitching prospects are well behind the quickly maturing offensive prospects. That’s not necessarily a slam on JD – developing pitching has been a Rangers failing for the 30 years I’ve been a Rangers fan. I am worried about the build up the likes of Neftali Feliz and especially Derek Holland are receiving. They are both very nice prospects – but when I read that Holland should be replacing Brandon McCarthy in the rotation by May I feel the hyperbole is going a bit too far.

Here’s something worth pondering: I did some research on left handed pitchers. I took the lefties with the best ERA over the last five seasons and looked at how many innings they pitched in the minor leagues before their first major league call-up.

• Jon Lester: 393 IP


• Tom Glavine: 368 IP


• Eric Bedard: 311 IP


• Cliff Lee: 299 2/3 IP


• Johan Santana: 294 IP


• CC Sabathia: 232 2/3 IP


• Mark Buehrle: 217 1/3 IP


• Cole Hamels: 201 IP


• Barry Zito: 170 IP

Right now Derek Holland has 217 2/3 IP in the minors.

There are only three pitchers on that list who had fewer IP before they came up to the majors. Barry Zito came out of major college program which does add more IP's. If anyone is putting Holland in the same category as Hamels – then I don’t trust their judgment. That leaves only Buehrle – he’s a good pitcher, but he’ s only one out seven whose had a successful career with less than about 300 IP in the minor leagues before going to the majors.

I would like to see Derek and Neftali get some major league experience this year, and I am sincerely hoping that they will be pitching with a Rangers team that is very competitive in the AL West but not until late July or even August.

Reading the tea leaves: I’m predicting an 81-81 finish for second place in a very weak AL West. I know that’s only three games better than last season, but I do think the defense will be significantly better and I hope the pitching will be better too. If the pitching is signficantly better - all predictions are null and void. Any wins over 81 are a gift to be savored.

Finally: a few words from Tom Boswell written almost thirty years ago that remain timeless in their sentiment.

“Baseball isn’t necessarily an escape from reality, though it can be; it’s merely one of our many refuges within the real where we try to create a sense of order on our own terms. Born to an age where horror has become commonplace, where tragedy has, by its monotonous repetition, become a parody of sorrow, we need to fence off a few parks, where humans try to be fair, where skill has some hope of reward, where absurdity has a harder time than usual getting a ticket”

--- “Why Time Begins On Opening Day”

It’s time to start watching that game we love.

Happy Opening Day everyone. Go Rangers! – Marla Hooch

P.S. Ballpark photo courtesy of the always entertaining Scott Lucas
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Spring Cleaning

Cleaning off my desk, emptying my suitcase, deleting a few shows from my TIVO and downloading the Spring Training pictures from the camera while waiting for a new season of ranting, raving and rambling about the great game.

Let's clear up a few last thoughts before we put on our game face:

Here and Back: I spent a very short but productive three days in Surprise last weekend. Came back with these impressions: maybe, just maybe Brandon McCarthy has a chance to make a contribution to the rotation…Elvis Andrus can play a little defense, and speaking of defense I don’t know about the infield, but after watching the plethora of Ranger OF’s I feel pretty good about all of the guys who’ll be tracking down fly balls this year…Chris Davis had 6 hits (in 8 AB’s) with 4 RBI and 2 HR’s while I was in Arizona – coincidence? I think not – Chris might want to hire me…I did get to see plenty of minor league pitching –Derek Holland, Kasey Kiker, Jacob Brigham and Tim Murphy (I was very impressed with Murphy and Brigham’s outings) … the Mariners minor leaguers don’t wear names on their uniforms – and I need to find out who #34 on their “A” squad was from the March 28th game – he could be some serious competition in a few years based on the way he pitched that day… I saw Justin Smoak taking BP, Engle Beltre hit a HR, Jason Hart coach first base and Steve Buchele coaching at third…met up with many good old friends and made a few new ones...found out the venerable Jim Reeves is a fellow “Life on Mars” fan (more on that later) … and was reminded that parking is a serious business. The parking lot attendants at the stadium are members of the Sundancers – a large group of volunteer retirees who work at the stadium. When you drive into the parking lot it’s like landing on an aircraft carrier: there a lots of grey haired guys in panama hats with flags and cones pointing you to the spot where you must park – God forbid you try to park in any other place than the one they’ve designated for you. Thinking about them still makes me smile.

Here's are the links to my Spring Training pictures:

Minor Leaguers and Former Minor Leaguers (now known as Major Leaguers)

I have a new camera that has lots of bells and whistles I haven't quite figured out yet. The one feature I have mastered is "continous shooting" - that gave me the delightful opportunity to capture an entire sequence of the pitching motions, here are the links for:

RHP Jacob Brigham - LHP Tim Murphy and LHP Kaskey Kiker

Leaving and Staying: Well, it’s over. The last episode of “Life On Mars” aired last night. It was terrific, up until the last five minutes. I was a little disappointed in the ending. If you know anything about the BBC version of the show – their finale was a shock – I was hoping for something as good. But I should have known better: it’s American network TV which means original, unique and edgy aren’t allowed – it had to have an “happy” ending – and it did – although I did love the very last shot of Gene’s white buck stepping out on the planet (“Life on Mars” – sort of clever). There are several good articles online today about the show: the New York Daily News uses "Life on Mars" as comparison between US and BBC TV series. The British shows are often created for a finite number of episodes that seems to produce a different creative process and much more interesting stories. Certainly it leads to less convoluted story lines than most long running US television shows that often lose track of their characters and become repetitious. This review from Salon.com is probably the best summation of the show, especially the music – which is why I’m listening to Elton John on the IPod as I type this. Another aside: I love the Salon author's swipe at the HBO series that glorified the vapid and shallow. By the way: I really hope Jason O’Mara winds up in another series – because I am smitten. I have no idea what will be replacing “Life on Mars” on ABC –probably just another reality show or mushy drama about lawyers in love. That is one less season pass on my TIVO – however, the good news this week is that “Friday Nights Lights” has been renewed for two more short (thirteen) episode seasons. Thankfully, NBC is allowing just a little bit of innovation: the high school kids (Tyra, Riggins, Lyla and Matt) have all graduated – and new cast of characters will populate the Dillon High Schools next season with Eric and Tami Taylor.

I don’t spend all my time watching television: I occasionally spend time a book or find few things to read online too. Just finished “The Yankee Years” by Tom Verducci and Joe Torre – it wasn’t as good as I had hoped. Instead of being a true autobiography, it was Tom Verducci gushing on about the Yankees with commentary by Torre. I will say that Joe has secured his spot in heaven after enduring George Stienbrenner – and Torre was really very evenhanded with his reminiscences of “the boss”. The book I did like- it was long but worth it was Arthur Schlesinger’s"Journals: 1952 – 2000" – for a geeky history nut like me it was a great read. I am now starting on some Japanese travel books in preparation for my trip next month to Sapporo – the home of Ramen noodles. You might also want to read this very nice piece and make a contribution in the comments section (it won't be difficult to figure out which one is mine).

Opening day is almost here.


88 hours and 30 minutes until the first pitch --- Marla Hooch

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Marla's 2009 Rangers Wish List

"Like a bolt out of the blue
Fate steps in and sees you through
When you wish upon a star
Your dreams come true."

-- Jiminy Cricket

With a little more than two weeks until Opening Day and less than five days until my trip to Surprise I've started thinking, wishing and dreaming about the season ahead which means it's time for: Marla’s Wish List For The 2009 Ranger Season.

1. A healthy and productive Brandon McCarthy. Keeping my fingers crossed since he’s been relatively healthy and pitching well this spring. Keeping all available digits crossed that he becomes a solid – maybe even better than that – part of the rotation this season. Nothing would please me more than to have to apologize to Jon Daniels for all the snide remarks about I’ve written about McCarthy

2. The Vincente Padilla we saw in 2006 (15 wins, ERA under 5) It’s the “walk” year of his contract, and let’s remember that he was pretty good the last time he was in this position with the Rangers.

3. A surprise in the 5th spot in the rotation. I’d like to see someone seize the opportunity and stop the revolving door at the back end of the rotation. My original pick for that spot was Jason Jennings – but it appears he’s headed to the bullpen as the “swing man” . Maybe Kris Benson? Might be Neftali Feliz, Derek Holland or Tommy Hunter – but let’s hope that doesn’t happen until after the All-Star break – as much as I like all three of them – I firmly believe that they need at least half a season in the minors to continue to refine their talent.

4. Nelson Cruz to prove me wrong.

5. A long term Josh Hamilton contract. Be realistic Mr. Hicks and JD – a player with this much talent and charisma is rare. I mean think about it – after everything he’s done to himself – look at what a terrific player he still has become. While there will always be questions in back of everyone’s mind about the potential for a relapse, he’s proven the last three years that he’s not a Roy Tarpley type personality. Lock him up – you already let one team icon walk away (Pudge) – learn from your mistakes and don’t do it again.

6. Another visit to Texas from our idol and friend Lisa Winston.

7. The Bill James prediction for Chris Davis to come true: .302 average, 39 HR, 115 RBI I know many of my minor league pals have switched their allegiance to Justin Smoak. But I’m not going to do that. Granted, Smoak probably has a few more tools than Davis – and use the word probably because Smoak has a grand total of 23 official AB’s in the organization. Let’s see what he does over a long minor league season first – the plaudits for Smoak remind me of this old Eagles song. Anyway – back to Davis. I’m letting my feelings rather than baseball sense rule: Davis is a personal favorite. He grew up a Ranger fan between that and Davis’s magnetic personality as well as his considerable talent – I can’t think of a better example of player who is destined to be a franchise-type-hometown- favorite...or at least this blogger’s favorite.

8. Going to Frisco and meeting up with my friends the Schillers and the Hindmans.

9. A breakout year from 3B John Whittleman. I know third base on the major league team will be occupied for a while – but Whittleman is young enough (22) that he still has time to develop and follow Michael into that position.

10. More trips to Oklahoma City to see Thomas Diamond pitch (and lower gas prices so I can afford a few more trips this season). By the way, I’ll amend this wish and hope that Thomas pitches his way into the major league bullpen. I’ve always been the one that thinks Thomas could be the next John Wetteland (although I know he and the player development types would prefer him to be a starter).

11. A full season of Ian Kinsler putting up the kind of numbers and improved defense he showed in 2008.

12. More Frisco Wishes: Kasey Kiker showing up all the pundits who whine about his size by having a very successful season in Frisco...Omar Poveda putting himself back on the prospect watch list with a good season in Frisco too...A mid-season call up for Blake Beavan to Frisco.

13. Meaningful games in September. I don’t think the Rangers can win the division. The Angels are still good, but not quite a scary as last season. Oakland’s offense and bullpen are better tha last season – they will go as far as their starting pitching will carry them and I’m not dazzled by their current projected rotation. Seattle is improved – the question remains by how much – who knows if last season was just an outlier..or maybe not. The AL West is going to be a close race and I hope that this September is as exciting for us Ranger fans as it was in 2004.

14. Another trip to the Alki Tavern

Thanks to the incomparable Henry Chadwick for the suggestion for today's musing.

Wishing upon a star and packing my bags for Surprise -- Marla Hooch

P.S. Click on this link to see the excellent photo gallery from Spring Training courtesy of the always entertaining Scott Lucas

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You Wear It Well

"I had nothing to do on this on this [cold] afternoon
But to sit down and write you a line
I've been meaning to phone you...
Hell, it's been a very long time
You wear it well,
A little old-fashioned but that's all right"

-- Stewart/Quitteron


The title of this week's blog came from the last song I heard on the radio this afternoon. I needed a title and an opening quote-even if it only tangentially has anything to do with baseball - which some might say is theme of this blog lately.

You know this has to be one of the dullest Spring Training sessions ever when the biggest breaking story to land in your inbox is the elimination of ugly helmets.

A few, and I do mean very few, baseball thoughts have taken up space in my brain lately:

I need better explanation: how in the world did Josh Hamilton break a tooth signing an autograph?

Although Andruw Jones has been hitting a little better of late, I still wonder if he isn’t continuing the legacy of another ex-Brave who had a few very spectacular years and burned out quickly – Dale Murphy anyone?

Did you read our role model and hero, Lisa Winston’s, superb article on Jason Hart? If you didn’t stop right now, click on this link and read it.

When you finish reading Lisa's piece - then you must read Part 1 of Grant Schiller's interview with former Ranger Jeff Zimmerman. I can't wait to read the rest of it - and some literary agents need to get themselves up to Canada and sign Zimmerman to write a book!

Maybe it’s because I recently finished a book by an admitted conspiracy theorist (Richard Belzer) but does it strike anyone besides me as just a little fishy that Alex Rodriguez all of the sudden has to have surgery on his hip that’s been bothering him since the end of last season? Very convenient don't you think? He’s avoiding all the fans who aren’t likely to cheering for him. Does he think fans, especially Yankee fans, have short memories and they’ll be sympathetic to his injuries when he comes back in May or June?

By the way – did you know that former Rangers President Tom Schieffer is supposedly running for Governor? Last year, I’d have said I’d rather he come back as President of the Rangers – but I think Mr. Ryan is doing a fairly good job, so far.

It was nice reading about Curtis Granderson donating his endorsement money community causes in Detroit – too bad those kind of random acts of kindness are on the back page while the antics of ARod, Manny and others grab all the headlines. Speaking of giving back to the community: kudos to the Rangers Blake Beavan who donated equipment to his hometown (Irving) baseball team.

No complaints about the Rangers switch to weekday games on 105.3 FM. The signal is strong, KRLD AM actually fades in and out at times at Hooch World HQ – which is only about 4 miles from the Ballpark. The added bonus is that I can get FM stations on the radio at work, which means listening to Spring Training games while filling in exceedingly boring Excel spreadsheets. The Nadel – Barnett pairing needs a few more games to get their chemistry and timing worked out – but it’s a team with some good potential. I’ve caught Eric’s former partner Victor on the new MLB Network. It was a little troubling to see the first Spring Training game on the MLB-Network was a Red Sox game, I couldn’t help thinking – okay it’s going to be just like ESPN – all Yankees and Red Sox all the time - but fortunately, they have been showing quite a few other teams (the Rangers will be on this Saturday March 14th at the White Sox) which eased my mind . In fact, is there really any reason to watch ESPN baseball coverage anymore? ( and I’m including Baseball Tonight in that sweeping statement). One more "media" note: welcome back to Evan Grant (with our pal Mike Hindman) on the D Magazine sports blog (now on our list).

A few true non-sequitors: I’m bummed that ABC has cancelled “Life on Mars” - however I’m glad the writers will give the show a real ending (and I hope Sam decides to stay in 1973 with Annie)… “Saving Grace” is back on TNT – Holly Hunter is an amazing actress and the only one who can get away with wearing a Janis Joplin like boa (see this week’s episode)...I’ve got Joe Torre’s new book – saving it for the plane ride to Spring Training at the end of the month – I’ll probably pontificate on it at some point.

Finally: Let's just turn it up to 11

I can't think of a clever tag line for this week - so I'll just finish up where I started with a few more lines from Mr Stewart's "You Wear It Well"

"Anyway, my coffee's cold and I'm gettin' told
That I gotta go back to work
So when the sun goes low and you're home all alone
Think of me and try not to laugh
And I wear it well..."

-- Marla Hooch
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Baseball vs Hugh Jackman

I am faced with these questions: would I rather sit here at the computer and try to write up something on a pretty dull first week of Spring Training (Elvis Andrus wrist hurts, Marlon Byrd's knee hurt and the Kris Benson sideshow has come to town)? or would I rather watch Hugh Jackman host the Academy Awards?

Not a tough choice, especially after Hugh said this.

I'm all for drunk and nude, especially when it involves Hugh Jackman.

I'll be back with some baseball thoughts....later.



And the winner is... -- Marla Hooch

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